Assembly language

...

MOV AX, 0 ;is weird
XOR AX, AX ;is l33t

... is just an example, or ...

MOV AX, WORD PTR [BX]
MOV DX, 10
MUL DL  ;is weird
MOV DX, WORD PTR [BX]
SHL DX, 1
MOV AX, DX
SHL AX, 1
SHL AX, 1
ADD DX, AX ;is l33t

... sigh!

I'll never win.